kvasir-verdandi

     One day, there was a little mouse who was called Mousey McGee. The mouse one day had a friend named heather, who made him a boat. but the boat wasn't really a boat, it was a thumbtack and a lighter and a condom and three rubber bands, and it floated around in the air. and so then Mousey McGee floated around the room. but a gust of wind blew him into the gutter. But it didn't really, it just blew him out the window. and he floated outside and all around the world until he fell into the sea and he drowned to death. and that was the end. but not really, because Mousey McGee really survived because he has gills and knew how to swim. and so h